EB and SH [Pesterlog]

-- scienceHistorian [SH] began pestering ecosoundlerBeater [EB] at 20:56 --
[08:56:06] SH: Hey broh!
[08:56:08] SH: What's up?
[08:56:19] EB: Sup Dude!!
[08:58:01] EB: nothing much, here, checking up my Tumblr and playing my guitar!
[08:58:06] EB: and you? :B
[08:58:28] SH: Reading!
[08:58:31] SH: and interneting!
[08:58:33] SH: And avohiding death!
[08:59:05] EB: wow!! you sure are busy! wait...what do you mean avoiding death?! D:
[08:59:43] SH: Well...
[08:59:52] SH: Yohu knohw TG right? Miloh?
[09:00:34] EB: yeah! well...i cant say that i really know him, but i talked to him :3 why?
[09:00:51] SH: Sohohoh
[09:00:55] SH: As it turns ohut
[09:01:00] SH: His uncle and my sister are dating
[09:01:07] SH: and they're noht pleased we fohund ohut!
[09:01:17] SH: and currently she's trying toh kill me
[09:01:46] SH: Like, spike traps, throhwing knives, trap dohohrs that lead toh shark infested water...
[09:01:49] SH: All that stupid stuff!
[09:01:55] EB: WHAT THE?! dude how can your sister try to kill you!? O - O
[09:01:55] SH: She's just ohverreacting!
[09:01:58] SH: Like she usually dohes
[09:02:08] SH: Ohh... I didn't really tell yohu did I?
[09:02:16] EB: USUALLY DO- ugh man! ._______.
[09:02:24] EB: tell me what?? . - .
[09:02:43] SH: Weeeeelll
[09:02:58] SH: I usually have fights with my sister like this!
[09:03:10] SH: And it usually ends with me (rarely, her) getting hurt pretty bad!
[09:03:27] SH: I guess it's gohtten soh cohmmohn I dohn't think abohut it... hohw ohther peohple react toh that!
[09:03:31] SH: Sohrry!
[09:04:06] EB: .......idek to say if its ok or not (v._.)
[09:04:40] EB: but who am i to judge...i have fights with my sisters too! they are twins! i actually live in a treehouse!
[09:04:43] EB:
[09:04:57] SH: Well I live ohut in sohme remohte artic tohwn where everyohne is ohkay with fighting each ohther, soh, I really dohn't knohw!
[09:07:09] EB: wow! hey, now that i think about it, i never asked your name! :O
[09:07:37] SH: Ohh geez, really?
[09:07:48] SH: Ahaa, I dohohn't knohw yohurs either?
[09:07:49] EB: yeah! xD
[09:07:49] SH: Maybe?
[09:07:54] SH: I'm Vena!
[09:09:24] EB: ((you know i did tought so, but you changed your quirk didnt you? shit im confusing you with ugh! forget it my mystake! D: SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY!!))
[09:09:50] SH: ((It's fine! My only quirk is that 'o' turns into 'oh'))
[09:10:09] SH: ((don't be afraid to ask me if something doesn't make sense!!))
[09:10:14] EB: Vena!! is that you!?! shit i didnt recognize you! idk if it was because of the way you said hi or the fact that i was so busy almost having a heart attack about how you are on the edge of dying! .__.
[09:10:31] EB: ((oh ok! hehe))
[09:10:32] SH: Ahahah, yeah... I changed the cohlohr ohf my text!
[09:10:45] SH: Dohn't I always say 'helloh'?
[09:12:21] EB: yeah! i think thats another reason i was taken off guard ^^U
[09:12:41] SH: Reallly?
[09:12:45] SH: I usually say it!
[09:12:47] SH: Ohh well!
[09:13:41] EB: not this time girl! xD
[09:13:54] EB: anyway but are you alright??
[09:13:54] EB: :O
[09:13:59] SH: Yeah!
[09:14:02] EB: and why is she mad for you to find out who is she dating? :I
[09:14:03] SH: Brohken hand, but that's noht that bad
[09:14:12] SH: Well she's just like that!
[09:14:30] SH: She dohesn't like it when I get intoh her buisness... and like, she's dating Miloh's UNCLE
[09:14:57] SH: Whoh is alsoh super duper kung-fuy and kills things just by punching it ohnce!
[09:15:05] SH: If they teamed up, we'd DIE
[09:15:09] SH: INSTANTLY
[09:15:26] EB: .___________.
[09:15:30] SH: Soh it's kind ohf a big deal!
[09:15:32] EB: thats it, im calling social services!
[09:15:36] SH: NOhOh
[09:15:38] SH: Ohr
[09:15:40] EB: D:<
[09:15:42] SH: I guess they wohuldn't doh anything!
[09:15:55] SH: Doh yohu even knohw whwere I live??
[09:16:06] EB: yeah!!! well...kind of!
[09:16:11] SH: Like an address?
[09:16:29] EB: i will try to get a way to get you out from there! you´re going to get really hurt!
[09:16:34] EB: and i dont want that to happen!
[09:16:35] EB: D:<
[09:16:56] EB: your my friend! i dont want to lose you for some stupid fight with your sister! :C
[09:17:06] EB: specially when i know im like, THIS far! D:
[09:17:18] SH: Hey, calm dohwn!
[09:17:31] SH: Doh yohu knohw /why/ I live ohut in the middle ohf noh-where?
[09:17:43] EB: no i actually dont :/
[09:17:57] EB: i think we never had that kind of conversation
[09:18:05] EB: why do you like out there?? D:
[09:18:13] EB: i mean, so far... :?
[09:19:28] SH: I knohw this sohunds kind ohf stupid, but it's kind ohf this, cohmmune, run by the FBI/Gohvernment, all abohut training kids toh kick-ass and what noht
[09:19:49] EB: what do you mean??
[09:19:49] EB: :O
[09:20:38] SH: Ohkay soh, when there's a loht ohf ohrphans in a tohwn ohr sohmething
[09:21:01] SH: ohr ohther stupid shenanigans
[09:21:23] SH: sohme kids get "sent" toh this stupid place
[09:21:43] SH: and by "sent" it's mohstly taken ohr just "re-lohcated"
[09:21:59] SH: and kids get paired up with an adult whohse lived there /FOhREVER/
[09:22:04] SH: and then they fight it ohut
[09:22:15] SH: fohr eight-teen years
[09:22:29] EB: so...you´re being trained?? :I
[09:22:33] SH: Until they becohme an adult and either becohme like a special agent ohr a sohilder ohr I dohn't even knohw what
[09:22:37] SH: agaisnt my will!
[09:22:39] SH: I hate it!
[09:23:00] SH: I never really fight back... I hate hurting peohple..
[09:24:38] SH: but yeah
[09:24:43] EB: and what happend if you decline :C
[09:24:44] SH: I'm noht really suppohsed toh tell peohple
[09:24:53] SH: I get beat-up, usually!
[09:25:06] SH: I've gohtten gohohd at making barricades... and running
[09:25:16] EB: oh...i wont tell!! i swear! cross my heart and hope to die! i think thats how is said
[09:25:33] SH: Really? Never heard that befohre...?
[09:25:44] EB: well when we meet up! i´ll protect you! >:3
[09:25:53] EB: and we´ll have our snow fight!
[09:25:57] EB: and we´ll play!
[09:26:00] EB: and listen to music!
[09:26:01] EB: and read!
[09:26:11] EB: and! MANY THINGS!! >w<
[09:26:35] SH: YES
[09:26:37] SH: WE WILL
[09:26:40] SH: When will this be?
[09:27:44] EB: idk yet! but i hope it can be soon! x3
[09:28:23] EB: i need to take care of some business here! but after im done with that, i´ll plan my visit to your place! :DDD
[09:33:46] SH: TOhTES!
[09:33:47] SH: thohugh
[09:33:53] SH: It wohn't be my place specifically
[09:33:53] SH: since
[09:33:58] SH: that's classified~
[09:34:01] SH: *!
[09:35:06] EB: aww well, then it will be a place! :B
[09:37:03] SH: YES
[09:37:07] EB: still im excited! x3
[09:37:17] EB: meeting my first friend! gosh i have dream about it!
[09:37:20] EB: * 0 *
[09:38:11] SH: Really?
[09:39:02] EB: yeah!
[09:39:17] SH: Yeah, I think I may think abohut it frohm time toh time!
[09:39:31] SH: Especially nohw that I've met soh many peohple throhugh this chat-prohgram!
[09:40:04] EB: hehehe me too!! x3 im just...shit, having all these feels! hahaha i sound like Milo! xD
[09:40:26] SH: Yeah yohu doh!
[09:41:02] SH: I dohn't even watch Dr.Whoh!
[09:41:10] SH: Thohugh everyohne tells me I shohuuuld..
[09:41:21] EB: and what are you doing now?? still scaping from death or more relaxed and safe?? :B
[09:41:27] EB: yeah me neither :/
[09:41:35] EB: idk i dont find it attractive yet
[09:41:39] EB:
[09:41:42] SH: Mohre relaxed! I goht all ohf my furniture ohn the dohohr... the vent... and the trap dohohr!
[09:41:48] SH: If she gets in here she's magic
[09:41:51] SH: and magic isn't reall
[09:42:20] EB: hehehe well yeah! also that would be scaring as hell!
[09:42:23] EB: O - O
[09:42:38] SH: Yeah
[09:42:41] SH: and it may just happen
[09:42:54] SH: SOh I DOhNT KNOhW
[09:43:06] SH: If I dohn't message yohu in the mohrning yohu can have my cohmputer
[09:43:08] SH: !
[09:43:09] EB: just have hope that maybe she just gave the subjet up for now
[09:43:18] EB: what??
[09:43:19] EB: D:
[09:43:44] EB: Vena?....
[09:43:53] EB: are you there? o . o
[09:43:57] SH: gfcyih'
[09:44:02] SH: ;l]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[09:44:12] EB: .______________.
[09:44:14] EB: VENA!!
[09:44:18] EB: DDD:
[09:44:21] EB: Q A Q