[10:56] SH: ohkay
[10:56] SH: AHEM COhUGH
[10:56] SH: Soh, hohw doh yohu knohw yohu're in Nohrthern Califohrnia?
[10:56] TG: Hmmmmm
[10:57] SH: Like
[10:57] SH: Theres a bunch ohf trees
[10:57] TG: Golden gate bridge
[10:57] TG: Tress
[10:57] SH: and all I keep ohn seeing is trees
[10:57] SH: everywhere
[10:57] TG: LARGE
[10:57] TG: Trees
[10:57] SH: I've been walking fohr days
[10:57] SH: YEAH
[10:57] SH: Large
[10:57] SH: trees
[10:58] TG: Just be careful
[10:58] SH: I am
[10:58] TG: There are bears
[10:58] SH: Yeah I saw a few
[10:59] TG: I'm guessing you haven't been mauled
[10:59] TG: Since you're messaging me
[10:59] SH: Yeah duh noh
[10:59] TG: Any signs of Uncle or Sis?
[11:00] SH: Noht really
[11:00] SH: I guess
[11:00] TG: You guess?
[11:00] SH: I mean, I think Uncle was like, nearby ohnce
[11:00] TG: Oh?
[11:01] SH: I was crohssing a valley, and I goht toh the ohther side
[11:01] SH: and sohmething was like, mauling throhugh the trees dohwn in the valley
[11:01] SH: running
[11:01] SH: and it was terrifying
[11:01] TG: Sounds like him
[11:01] SH: I hid in a cave fohr like a day and that's why I'm a day late
[11:01] TG: It's cool
[11:01] TG: Just be safe
[11:01] TG: Thyme isn't of the essence
[11:02] SH: Yeah but the wilderness is lame
[11:02] TG: Really?
[11:02] SH: I'd rather be in a place that has a wohrking tohliet
[11:02] TG: It's always been somewhat exciting for me
[11:02] SH: and gohohd internet
[11:02] TG: Hehe
[11:03] SH: But i've been cohvering my trail
[11:03] SH: and soh far, noh sign ohf them
[11:03] TG: That's probably a good idea
[11:03] SH: seems like they're gohing in the ohppohsite directiohn ohf where I'm headed
[11:04] TG: You never know what will happen when they meet up
[11:04] SH: It's like they're searching the entire united states
[11:04] TG: I wouldn't doubt it
[11:04] TG: But Uncle is more clever than that
[11:04] SH: Well, if Uncle is all the way up here...
[11:04] TG: He starts where he knows you are
[11:04] SH: thohugh dohes he always doh that?
[11:04] TG: And then tracks you
[11:04] SH: Just maul dohwn trees?
[11:04] SH: Running
[11:04] TG: Yeah
[11:04] SH: OhH GOhD
[11:05] SH: IS HE DOhING THAT RIGHT NOhW?
[11:05] TG: Yup
[11:05] SH: I WOhULDN'T EVEN KNOhW
[11:05] SH: IF HE WAS FOhLLOhWING ME
[11:05] TG: Even if he finds a trail
[11:05] TG: He goes back
[11:05] TG: Finds clues
[11:05] TG: And then tracks
[11:05] SH: If I leave a nohte with a blues clue symbohl ohn it doh yohu think he'll get mad ohr sohmething
[11:06] TG: Yes
[11:06] SH: Haha, I'm dohing that
[11:06] TG: He doesn't like children shows
[11:07] TG: Especially because
[11:07] SH: Dang really?
[11:07] TG: He can't figure out Blue's gender
[11:07] TG: It frustrates him greatly
[11:07] TG: He's destroyed several TV's over it
[11:07] SH: Ahaahahahahahahah
[11:07] SH: ohh my gohd
[11:07] SH: really?
[11:08] TG: Yeah
[11:08] TG: It hurts our funds
[11:08] SH: Ohh man
[11:08] SH: Soh dohing that
[11:10] TG: Doing what?
[11:10] SH: Leaving this nohte
[11:10] TG: Oh
[11:10] TG: Goodness
[11:10] SH: with a blues clues paw ohn it
[11:10] TG: Expect horror to insue
[11:10] SH: maybe
[11:10] SH: but then we'll knohw if he's fohllohwing me right
[11:10] SH: ?
[11:10] TG: Oh
[11:10] TG: He's probably following you
[11:11] SH: That's noht cohmfohrting
[11:11] SH: at all
[11:11] SH: ohh gohsh
[11:11] SH: Hohw doh I shake him?
[11:12] TG: From side to side
[11:12] TG: Hehehe
[11:12] TG: I mean
[11:12] TG: You don't
[11:12] SH: Frohm fohllohwing me, smart guy
[11:13] TG: I've never known him to not get his mark
[11:13] TG: And as far as I know
[11:13] SH: ....
[11:13] TG: Your Sis has marked you
[11:14] SH: Gohd damn it
[11:14] SH: ohkay
[11:14] SH: I just gohtta get toh San Fransiscoh
[11:14] TG: I'm sorry
[11:14] SH: and hide ohut there
[11:14] TG: I'll try my best to defend you
[11:15] SH: yeah, and I was thinking
[11:15] SH: and maybe I cohuld hide ohut in like, Ikea ohr sohmething
[11:16] TG: Maybe
[11:16] TG: I've NEVER seen Uncle go there
[11:16] TG: Builds his own shit
[11:16] SH: Same with Sis
[11:16] TG: Well then
[11:16] TG: We hide in Ikea then
[11:17] SH: Yes
[11:17] SH: Yes we shall
[11:17] TG: I'll bring my best cane
[11:17] TG: And some laptops
[11:17] SH: haha, YES
[11:17] SH: OhH man
[11:18] SH: Doh they even have night-shift peohple?
[11:18] TG: I assumed everyone lived there
[11:19] SH: if noht, we cohuld prohbably cohnvince them
[11:19] SH: sohme way ohr ohther
[11:19] TG: Perhaps you don't understand my Uncle
[11:20] SH: ?
[11:20] SH: Hohw soh?
[11:20] TG: He's not a talking type
[11:20] TG: When he fights
[11:20] TG: He fights
[11:21] SH: Yeah but he's noht gohing toh fight me..?
[11:21] SH: Ohh sht
[11:21] SH: shit
[11:21] SH: uh
[11:21] TG: You're his mark
[11:22] SH: Mmmmm
[11:22] TG: I'll defend you as long as I can
[11:22] TG: I won't last long
[11:22] TG: Maybe 10 mins
[11:22] SH: There's always running
[11:23] TG: Running does very little
[11:23] TG: Trust me
[11:23] TG: I'll do my best
[11:24] SH: But..
[11:24] TG: No worries
[11:25] SH: Yeah wohrries!
[11:25] SH: I can't fight!
[11:25] TG: I have techniques and places we can hide
[11:26] TG: He's not very clever when it comes to disgueses
[11:26] SH: Dang, Really?
[11:26] TG: Yeah
[11:26] TG: Hunts on smells and such
[11:26] TG: not so much looks
[11:27] TG: Colonge throws him completely
[11:27] TG: Which is why he only wears it occasionally
[11:27] SH: Shohuld I like, pick sohme up when I stohp by the next tohwn?
[11:28] TG: A cloak, a mask, perfume
[11:28] TG: The old lady kind
[11:28] TG: Pretend to be a crone
[11:28] SH: Will doh
[11:28] TG: And pick up a clock for me
[11:29] TG: Something with numbers too
[11:29] SH: A clohck?
[11:29] SH: Allrighty then
[11:30] TG: It's a thing of mine
[11:30] TG: No worries
[11:30] SH: Yeah, I can figure
[11:30] TG: OH! So
[11:31] TG: Should I be worried about your sister?
[11:31] SH: Uh, why doh yohu ask?
[11:31] TG: Just wondering
[11:31] TG: Because I know my uncle is looking for you
[11:31] TG: Is your sis looking for me? Or looking for my place?
[11:32] SH: She already knohws
[11:32] SH: She may be steaking it ohut
[11:32] SH: maybe
[11:32] TG: I've gotten chills for the past few days
[11:32] SH: (ahah, she just leaves ice in the vents and turns ohn the ac)
[11:32] SH: (ohut ohf spite)
[11:32] TG: Oh
[11:32] TG: OH
[11:33] TG: Which means shes hear
[11:33] TG: *here
[11:33] SH: ((that was ooc, but W/E))
[11:33] TG: ((Oh my bad))
[11:33] SH: ((sorry ;
)
[11:34] TG: ((So that does mean she's already here))
[11:34] SH: ((Sure))
[11:34] SH: Dang, if she's at yohur hohuse, then I can't really cohme ohver
[11:34] TG: ((Oh foo
[11:35] TG: Well
[11:35] TG: Goodness
[11:35] TG: I'll see if I can trap her
[11:35] SH: Noh
[11:35] SH: Doh
[11:35] SH: Noht
[11:35] SH: Doh
[11:35] SH: Noht
[11:35] SH: EVER
[11:36] SH: TRY AND DOh THAT
[11:36] TG: My traps are fairly good?
[11:36] TG: Ish?
[11:36] SH: She will mohst likely
[11:36] SH: kill yohu
[11:36] SH: while yohu sleep
[11:36] TG: Sleep?
[11:36] SH: withohut secohnd thohught
[11:36] TG: I blog
[11:36] TG: I don't sleep
[11:36] SH: Seriohusly thohugh
[11:37] SH: She's pretty viciohus
[11:37] SH: and I dohn't knohw if yohu want toh piss her ohff
[11:37] SH: in any way
[11:37] TG: I can be clever!
[11:38] TG: Plus
[11:38] TG: I have my cane!
[11:38] SH: Gohohd luck with that
[11:38] TG: I shall try!
[11:38] SH: Just
[11:38] SH: Saying
[11:38] SH: She's insane
[11:39] TG: Then I shall try insane traps
[11:39] SH: Ahaha, yeah, gohohd luck with that
[11:40] TG: Thank you!
[11:40] TG: I'll try my best!
[11:41] SH: Anyway, I gohtta get gohing
[11:41] SH: Ohr
[11:41] SH: Hike dohwn this trail
[11:41] SH: withohut texting
[11:41] TG: Okay then
[11:41] TG: Good luck
[11:41] SH: same toh yohu
[11:41] SH: Dohn't die ohr anything!
[11:41] TG: Remember the clock!
[11:42] TG: Good bye!
[11:42] SH: Alrgith
[11:42] SH: ALRIGHT
[11:42] SH: SEE YA